Hi, I'm Alyssa. C:
I'm awkward.
I'm only mean when i have to be.
I get bored easily.
& i like meeting new people.
- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
follow him. he is looking for a tumblr girlfriend.
he wants to be nice to her and make her famous
he is choosing out of his new followers.
this is me.
- walks into chair
- me: sorry
- chair: its ok
Posting this as a photoset. This man is incredible, I hope I can be like him someday :)
God bless this man.
God bless ♥
I WOULD LOVE THAT.“If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?”
I’d be nervous as fuck!
(Source: illness-and-instruments)
